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Jesus Who?

by Jason Norman

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Christmas is overrated. Die Hard is not. Yippee ki-yay!

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LYRICS:
December 25th, finally got a day off
Steering clear of people crowding into church
Gonna stay inside and watch Die Hard
Ha ha, Jesus who?

I don’t buy into the holy rolly bunk
I just want proof Santa Clause is real
Gonna stay inside and watch Die Hard
Ha ha, Jesus who?

Jesus who, Jesus who?
I’d rather eat turkey from a big brown shoe
No manger, no wise men, no shining star
I just wanna watch Hans Gruber fall

Second refill on my homemade ‘nog
Feeling very merry, woo, who needs god?!
Candy canes, ginger bread and Reggie VelJohnson
Ha ha, Jesus who?

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Jesus who, Jesus who?
I’d rather eat fruitcake from a big brown shoe
No manger, no wise men, no shining star
I just wanna watch Hans Gruber fall

December 26th and I'm feeling kinda groggy
I passed out cold at John kissing Holly
I can’t wait till next year to watch Die Hard
Ha ha, Jesus who?
Oh oh, Jesus who?
Yippee ki-yay, Jesus who?
Yippee ki-yay, mufru

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released December 25, 2020
Song composed, performed and engineered by Jason Norman
Mixed and mastered by Mikael Naramore
Co-produced with Mikael Naramore

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Jason Norman Seattle, Washington

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